Chaos to Cosmos
The path from chaos to cosmos was discovered by telling one's life story

Showing posts with label Kittehs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kittehs. Show all posts

Sunday 26 November 2006

Khan - April 2001 to November 25th, 2006

Khan

Always a very timid cat, Khan, one of the three orphans I brought up on the bottle. He has suffered a few health problems in his 5 1/2 years, but with lots of love and effort, I finally persuaded him to come to me when he needed help, instead of going off to hide. On Friday, he was complaining a bit and restless, but mostly just wanted to snuggle up to me. Yesterday, he curled up in a box with an old towel. He never left the box and didn't wake up this morning.

Saturday 19 August 2006

Sunday Afternoon Stroll

Yesterday, I needed a bit of shopping from the local store and on the way home, I stopped in a restaurant in the valley for a coffee. One of the local smallholders, whom I often see around here, tending his fields and getting water from the tap at the horse trough, was in the restaurant, talking to a woman I didn't know. One piece of conversation led to another and the man was telling this lady that I have a dog and some cats ... And that the cats follow us everywhere like ducklings.

Infamy as a crazy cat woman! Who cares?

Here's the proof ...



It really was a Sunday afternoon when all the ducklings decided to follow the dog and I out for a stroll. Here's four of them as we set off up the hill from the house. Khan leading, his sister Kitty half hidden behind him, Balu, then Betty bringing up the rear. Number five, Mico, can't be far behind.



Single file everyone! Still Khan, Kitty then Balu, keeping more or less in line as we make our way across the valley. Mico and Betty had stopped to sniff a bush just the other side of the old ruined house.



Mico, who, it must be said, is the most laid back cat I ever met, finally catches up just in time to meet himself - well the others - coming back!



After a long walk, Khan stops off at the horse trough for a drink.



While Betty detours to walk along the back of the communal laundry facilities.



On the way back home and when one stops, they all stop for a well-earned sit down. Balu out front (no surprise: he always wants to be first to the food dish), Kitty, then Khan and, Mico stops to sniff the flowers again.



Oh, and Holly the Hound, of course.

The cats often follow us whether it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday too and, no I didn't train them to do it. They just seem to think that this is what you do when your 'adopted mum' is a dog, I suppose!

Tuesday 20 June 2006

Is this the definition of a placid dog?

Chilled dog is happy to share anything with the cats, including treats, her bed ...

This is the dog whom locals think is a "dangerous breed" ...

Came back from the store with a bag of snacks this afternoon: just puffed corn thingies that are really no more than fresh air with flavourings, but dog likes them and so we share a bag once a month. It's a game too, because I throw them at all different angles and she gets training that would hold her in good stead, should she ever make the selection for the soccer team, as goalkeeper!

Just recently, Balu has developed a taste for crisps and snacks too and he begs for them worse than the dog. He's incredibly brazen too, because he plonked himself on the corner of my chair, between the dog and the food, which, you can imagine, could be a very dangerous place to be. Especially, because when I say that I throw these things up at all angles, that is not entirely deliberately: I'm simply a rotten thrower and they just go all over the place. 

Ask Holly about the time I threw a stick and hit her on the head. She now runs behind me, out of range, if I even pick one up now! 

Anyway, back to the snacks. So, I threw one in the air for the dog and it landed short, on the cat. I expected the dog to get it and eat it - both the cat and the snack probably - because it was only inches from her snout. But no, the cat got it first and the dog just ignored it. Sat back down and waited patiently for the next one to be thrown. A dog NOT grabbing at food seems way beyond polite and incredibly placid for a supposedly "killer dog", don't you think?

Friday 12 May 2006

Practical Joke Day

I'm not quite sure when today was designated as Practical Joke Day - nor why, because it is neither April 1st, nor December 28th - by the younger members of my family (that is the ones with fur and hair on), but they seem to be making a jolly fine job of it so far and, it's nearly impossible to get mad with them.

At some time during the night, Mico, who likes to sleep curled round my head, had obviously been bored and had indulged in one of his favorite hobbies - hairdressing. This time, he really went to town, with lots of back-combing. To the point that, today, I look like a cross between the Wicked Witch of the West (which, I suppose, is not wholly inappropriate) and a bloody scarecrow. I'll get round to teasing out the dreadlocks he's given me, or not, later.

Mico decided he wasn't going to wait until the alarm went off for me to get up to get his breakfast today either, so when all 9 lbs. of him jumping all over me failed to get him the appropriate result, he jumped on the bedside table instead. When I opened my eyes, he was still sitting there, trying to look innocent.

But, not only had he managed to hit the right button on the remote to switch on the TV, he'd also managed to select Channel 2 (which is not the last channel I had been watching), which shows kiddies "dibujos animados" (cartoons to you) in the mornings. What was on? Rugrats, taking care of a CAT!

Later on, when I took Holly for a run up in the fields, she decided she was going to go off on one of her rambles. She does this from time to time; just disappears into the vast yonder undergrowth and comes back when she feels like it. (Obedience is an optional upgrade that I have never been able to afford.)

Actually, she does come, but not when you simply call her or whistle her (unlike the cats, who do). What I have to do is call out "Bye Holly" and start walking towards home. Usually, she's so afraid of missing something or of being "abandoned", that she catches me up, less than half way down the hill. Not today. She caught me up and overtook me, as I had got back to the bridge at the end of the driveway. I could hear her coming; thundering down the hill at the speed of an express train. She took the curve on two paws. By the time I got back up to the house, she was standing INSIDE the doorway, grinning from ear to ear. If she had been able to say "Beat you!", she damn well would have done.

So I give her a reward, for coming home, of course. Her favorite: a hunk of yesterday's stale bread. She took it, but didn't eat it, because, while we were out, one of the cats had brought a rabbit in (dead) and laid it out in the spare room. Holly wouldn't eat her bread, because she had to "guard" the rabbit. Don't ask me, she just guards them and doesn't touch them, dead or alive. It's the first they'd brought indoors for weeks. Normally, at least some of the cats come with us when I take Holly for walks, but none of them had this morning. 

I should have guessed, they were up to no good.

Monday 10 April 2006

Intruder Alarm

So, here I was minding my own business at the keyboard, dog at my feet this morning, when suddenly, a singular caterwaul broke the morning's silence. Holly's sense of direction, it has to be said, is somewhat better than mine. As I began to check various directions, she bolted straight out towards the back utility room.

Nanoseconds later, Khan came rushing through the house at the speed of a bullet and fired himself out of the front door between the gaps in the trellised "kiddy gate". He was closely followed by a ginger cat of unknown origins, who was catching up on him rapidly as he passed through the house.

Kitty was right behind the stranger. Considering that all three cats only had to traverse one 12 foot room and the 6 foot wide hallway to reach the door, either the dog wasn't trying or she's supremely daft. She failed to catch any of them!

Betty was observing all this, calmly and serenely, from the safety of a windowsill and Mico was in the garden, not far from the front of the house. It all happened far to quick for him too. When I took the dog out to investigate what she'd missed (she wouldn't settle until she'd made sure the intruder was gone), Mico was just sitting there, transfixed, with a shell-shocked "WTF was that?" look on his face.

And, as we strolled down the garden, Balu ambled lazily up from the vines opposite to see what was going on. "You've missed all the fun, lad.", I thought.

In truth, there did not seem to be a great deal of animosity towards this stranger and the disturbance was minimal: everyone returned to whatever they were doing quickly once he'd left and it is the second time I have seen him loitering around recently, which probably means he's been around much more that I haven't been aware of. Presumably now, he's "cased the joint" and got up the confidence to come in the back window in search of the food that is served out in that back room. No doubt, this will open a new chapter in the tales of the feline frolics.

Sunday 2 April 2006

Rabbit Rescue Employs New Security Chief

Pocket-sized baby bunny

Yes, boys and girls, rabbits are in season again! Well, maybe the rabbits were in season how ever long ago it takes to make more little baby ones, but rabbit hunting season (for cats) has begun again this year.

We have too many rabbits here and they do cause considerable damage to crops, especially the vines and, for that maybe the "responsible" thing to do would be to ignore it and let the cats get on with what is natural to them to control the population. Unfortunately, when they bring them, alive, into my house and the poor little things are screaming in fear of their captors, I find that I simply I do not have what it takes to be an accessory to murder.

So, one dear little thing spent the hot afternoon in a cool cat basket to rest and recuperate from the ordeal, after being inspected, given a little milk and some TLC in lieu of psychological counselling. When they are this small, I'm not sure that their chances of survival are good alone, but I've taken him (or her) to a spot where, hopefully, it will find some friends or, better yet, a new mummy.

Let the dog see the rabbit ...

I generally thought this meant so that they can eat them. Here was the curious thing and, I suspect it was because Holly picked up from my caring for the little bunny, that this was the right thing to do. So that is what she did. Just like she has done in the past with kittens. Strange and wonderful dog. All afternoon, each time a cat went to go near the rabbit, she would stick her nose between cat and basket and give them a short, gruff bark and a nudge out of the way. These cats, her "older children", knew she meant it too, because I watched as they rolled over quickly into defensive postures, then slunk away.

A German Shep/Presa Canario mix is probably not what you'd normally consider as suitable as a babysitter for small rabbits (nor for small kittens, for that matter). 

Friday 24 March 2006

How small is a small kitten?

Khan, Kitty and Balu at a couple of months old

One of the things I have always regretted when I took in these three munchkins, is that in my haste - no, sorry our constant busyness - because I had a lot of help from Holly the hound to maintain the continuous factory production line of feeding, face washing, bum licking (Holly's job) and so forth, in triplicate, is that I did not get to take any photos of them while they were still very small. When I first got them, you could have lost all three in a shoe box, they were so tiny. 

And the three of them are all, still, at five years old, perfectly synchronized. 

Back then, as soon as I'd fed, washed, shown them the bathroom and got them all snuggled back down again with a refilled hot water bottle, it was almost time to start preparing the next feed, ready for when they'd wake again.

It was an experience I wouldn't have missed for the world.

Balu, who was the largest of the three when I found them, was the same length (from nose to bum) as the distance from the base of my palm to the first joint in my middle finger - some 12 cms or approximately 4 1/2 inches.

At that time, Balu had not yet developed any distinct markings. He was white underneath, but just a a soft donkey brown otherwise, which made him resemble a little teddy bear, hence the bearlike name. It was apparent, unusually, at that early age, was that Balu was going to become one big mass of fur.

Sunday 12 March 2006

Clever Doggie

Holly on sentry duty in the hallway

The owner is undoubtedly stupid (yesterday, I managed to completely misplace a cat, because I'd shut it between the layers of one of our psuedo double-glazed windows), but my dog certainly isn't daft! Bless her, she's a real help. 

One day, when it clouded over (yet again), four out of five cats came indoors swiftly and voluntarily. That left just one outside, who was sure to follow soon and, for reasons of her own, Holly decided to sit by the front door and wait.

Since she sat there and I certainly didn't want to hover round the door calling for ages, I casually remarked to Holly, as I went back to my desk, "Let me know when the last one arrives." Don't you hold conversations with your animals then? :)

It didn't really cross my mind that she would listen, understand or answer.

However, about ten minutes later, she let out two short barks, so I went to the door to look. Yup, there he was, fifth and final cat waiting by the door to be let in. This I did, after which the "watch dog" abandoned her post. Job done.

Just a coincidental fluke? Nope, I tried it again next time we were waiting for a different last cat to come home at dinner time and I got the same result.

It works for keeping an eye on her "kids". She also "tells them off" when they fight, run around indoors or scratch the furniture. I've had no success yet with requests for help with the housework, but we're working on it!

Thursday 16 February 2006

Moggies a la Monologue

Almost single file

You'd have to be pretty old (like me) to remember Joyce Grenfell (1910-1979) and her monologues. She made me laugh as a child and I'm still reminded of her daily. For a start, being now mostly stuck indoors, my blinking cats are about as well behaved - and as much constant distraction - as the fictional children in her Free Activity Period. "We never bite our friends." Indeed. I beg to differ! 

I have a distinct feeling that, as well as building the cat-proof screens for the windows, that it would be a jolly good idea to build them a play centre.

Or sew the little buggers straight jackets, maybe!

So, until March and the possible arrival of migrating birds from Africa and while we don't yet have those screens to let us all get a bit of fresh air, I've been letting the cats have a short walk each day. Yesterday was funny, because they were only out for 5 minutes at most. It had been raining HARD the previous night and was still at it in the morning. Little fur people crowded on windowsills and I told them "No, you don't want to go out in this". Around mid-day, the sun peeped out, the excuse wore thin and the whining increased. I opened the front door so they could satisfy their curiosity and I could, hopefully, get a few minutes peace.

No sooner than I had closed the door and sat down, the sky clouded over again and the heavens reopened for business. The cats probably hadn't got further than the car and most of them must have dashed under it for cover. Mico, was sent back to the front door to gain reentry. He has this habit of standing on his hind legs and rapidly pummelling the door with both front paws, while screaming, claws extended. It's a reinforced glass door, so it has that nails across a blackboard quality. They're not daft. They must know he's not going to be ignored!

So, I get up to open the door again. He marches in. As soon as they hear the door open, three more dash up the path and scoot in, skidding on the tiled floor with their wet paws, as they arrive. Nobody asked to go out again.

Today, I awoke with Kitty resting on my right arm, Mico pinning down my left and Balu lying on my chest. (Dog, Betty and Khan were only inches away.) They were trying to wake me up, because, they claimed, they were starving to death.

Well, it was getting on towards 11 a.m., so they might have been right.

And, it was a fine morning, so, after feeding them all, they all crowded around the front door. Dog had to go for a walk anyway, so I thought, what the heck, they can have some exercise too. So all seven of us headed out and up the road. I'm sure there was another Joyce Grenfell monologue where she took the children on an outing and I can distinctly hear her saying, "Now come along children ..."

Children, on outings, in public were supposed to walk in neat double file.

The worst, as cats straggle here, there and everywhere (well so does my dog, but that's a different problem), is that I hear my own voice saying something like it! Going out with cats is one thing. Coming back with the same number, you'd think, would be quite another, but miraculously, they followed like little ducklings. With a little prompting, of course. "No, inside Betty, please" and "Don't do that Khan" or "Don't bite your sister, Balu", as I round them up and head 'em all back in the corral, but otherwise they filed back in almost as orderly as they'd gone out.

It's certainly handy, if a little crazy. It's not even something you mean to do - talk to cats like as if they will understand - and I can't help wondering, as I hear this monologue, if maybe it's me who should be locked up and not the cats?

Tuesday 17 January 2006

Crazy Cat Ladies Love Without Shame

Balu, Kitty and Khan
"Our thoughts often evolve to women when we think of humans who treat cats as their "children." Almost everyone knows a woman who lives alone with her cat(s), and these relationships are always symbiotic in nature. One might wonder who benefits the most, human or cat. The cat thrives on the constant attention and pampering, and the "cat mom" glows with the knowledge that in this sometimes cold world there is at least one sentient creature who gives her unconditional love, who will be there for her day-in and day-out, regardless of what society as a whole throws at her."
Know one? LOL! I am one and, nope, I am not ashamed of it.

Of course, I don't really believe that my cats are "children" in little made-to-measure fur coats. But then again, in many senses, that is exactly what they are. They presumably see me as a parent figure, which isn't a light remark because it is something that's backed up by animal behaviourists. And, indeed, it is pretty difficult to feel otherwise, when with the three "kittens" especially, one has brought them up on the bottle from the age of around 2-3 weeks.

They hardly know any other "parent figures", beyond the dog and me, who between us, watched them, fed them, washed little hands, faces and bums after meals and, in the case of Balu, carried him round like a papoose all day because he screamed and cried - just like a real baby - if I tried to put him down.

Once snug, however, he'd snore away, oblivious, in his makeshift T-Shirt hammock under my clothes, while I worked, did chores, walked the dog ...

If I didn't, he'd just crawl up my legs using his little "grappling irons", onto my lap, up my chest, plant a paw either side of my neck and proceed to "kiss" me on the nose, all the while purring like the motor of a well-tuned Harley Davidson.

It would take a will of iron and an immense insensitivity - neither of which, thankfully, I possess - to refuse the little bugger.

And he's continued to do this every day, without fail, for almost five years.

Of course, you'll say that he's self-interested (show me a kid that isn't), but I doubt even if actually giving birth to this little fella could have made that bond any stronger. What does one call that relationship, if not parent / child?

(Though, if you want unconditional love, I suggest you get a dog.)

Thursday 12 January 2006

Cats Are Funny People

Christmas display of Iberian hams

After taking down the Christmas decorations and my mother back to the airport Tuesday, we can finally try (operative word) to get back to some semblance of normality around here. Not that we really ever had any in the first place. 

A few days of rest wouldn't go amiss either, not that I'll get 'em!

That is, once I've waded through six million loads of laundry and eaten my way through more leftovers. Good job we only had a turkey breast for Christmas. With just two of us, a whole bird really would have lasted until July. As it was, the ostrich-sized breast we got from Al Campo - which was delicious - did two meals for two humans, sandwiches, plus ample titbits for the scrounging six.

Actually, I was surprised by the sheer quantity of turkey on offer this year (as well as the numbers of traditional hams). Last year, there were a few whole birds, but we'd had to ask for a breast. This year, there were rows and rows of fresh turkey breasts, ready cut and packed. This certainly shows that customs are changing here. Turkey was never a Canarian tradition or staple.

My own tradition is to do a roughly Canarian style dinner on Christmas Eve. This year, chicken filets stuffed with ham, cheese and banana in a honey rum (Ron Miel) sauce, after a starter of langostines and followed by frangollo.

On Christmas Day, we repeat the process (only because there is little to do, except eat) with something more traditionally English: Huntingdon Stuffed Pears (basically, pear half, topped with a blue cheese, mayo and walnut filling). Turkey in a red wine and cranberry sauce, with roast potatoes, roast parsnips, creamed carrots and brussels sprouts, followed by Christmas Pudding that mother bought from Tesco and which seemed to have diverted through a distillery.

Don't get me wrong, that is definitely a recommendation for Tesco's Christmas Puddings and, the combination of brandy, rum, sherry and goodness knows what else that was listed on the label, certainly made a perfect smooth blend.

We were finally hungry again by New Year, so, I regressed back to healthy stews. Apparently, Italians eat lentils on New Year, so, I made a lentil pottage, albeit Canary style, with potatoes, chorizo ... and a nice Cava to wash it down!

The high spot of the local holiday season was the Cabalgata de Los Reyes. The night of January 5th gives us ample opportunity to pig out (really, again) on street food, such as the Sandwich Vegetal (don't be mislead, there are salad vegetables in it, as well as ham, cheese and a multitude of other non-vegetarian things) they serve at the bar opposite the Castillo San Miguel in Garachico.

My mind stopped after that. I have no idea what we had to eat on Los Reyes itself, except that I must have cooked something, because there would be no restaurants open here that day. I know what we had for pudding though.

Humans are funny people too. Why do we need to do this, just because it is a special occasion? I'm content to cook once a week and eat the same thing for at least five days to save work. For the last month, I have been producing five meals a day, endless cups of tea and coffee, snacks, sweets, drinks ...

And, before EVERY single culinary offering, mother would say, "I don't want much. Don't give me a big portion". The record stuck, but I still don't believe her!

Although it should be pointed out that the "canine waste disposal unit" has been working overtime - so much so that she, as well as the aforementioned mother, have both needed antacids at one point or another.

Thank goodness the cats settle for two simple meals of biscuits a day.

Because we've been going out frequently, mostly to eat (surprise) or go shopping and, because I can no longer leave the cats out unsupervised because of that marauding tiger, the poor darlings have been locked up again quite a bit.

You would think then, that the moment they were given their freedom today, that more than one of them might be interested in going out to play?

Nope. Not so. Kitty came out for a short walk with dog and I, then promptly dashed back indoors again to use the toilet. Think I may have over trained this cat in the niceties of bathroom use and manners, maybe?

Balu was also straight back indoors and curled up in his "day basket". Mico only goes out to do whatever, then snuggles back into my bed after his breakfast. Even Betty thought it was too cold to stay out for more than half an hour.

Only Khan stayed out until 4.15 p.m., prompt. Dinner time, by his watch.

Don't get me wrong, they weren't locked in today. At one point all the windows of the house were open, yet they still chose to be indoors. On several occasions, I have closed windows, only so the poor things weren't sleeping in a draft! They come in, voluntarily, when it rains. And, if they had wanted back out again, even once the doors and windows were shut, they only had to ask. No one did.

If they see Tiger out of the window, which has happened on several occasions, they growl and the boys all want to dash out and give him a piece of their mind, so it isn't as if they are afraid to go out. Though they would have reason to be.

One morning, they had all gone out and, caterwauling ensued no more than five minutes later. It was a horrible noise, with the dog barking too like mad, so I took her out to round up our cats again.

Mico, Betty and Kitty came in immediately. Khan, I could see in the next door field. That left Balu and the noise going on about two plots down the hill. Holly and I found Balu, utterly paralysed with fear, sitting on a wall. He didn't even try to move, so I just picked him up and carried him up the hill and indoors so I could give him an inspection. As I walked in the door I noticed that he smelt like he had shit himself. There was a very good reason for that. Balu had shit himself!

And it was all squashed and thoroughly worked into the long fur of his tail and the back of his legs. Eewww! So, he got another wash and blowdry. Which is why, currently, he is looking all fat and fluffy. It is all fur. Wet, he is like a skinny, drowned rat, no more than a couple of inches wide across the back. But, what kind of cat makes another cat that scared? It pains me.

Khan, who had been at the end of the field, keeping his distance, but looking out for his brother, rushed across the field towards us as we came up the hill.

Two days later, mind you, there was another rumpus in the afternoon and I was outside, just in time to see Balu chase Tiger off across the vines, half way to Buenavista, at great speed and with even greater determination. The screams that echoed back were bloodcurdling. Balu was gone ages. I was the one scared shitless of the consequences. We didn't see Tiger for a few days though!

When he did show his face again, he stumbled into the misfortune of attempting to cross the bridge at the end of our driveway just as I was coming down the road with the dog, Balu was on this side of the bridge. Mico was opposite him. Khan was blocking his exit at the other end. That time, he certainly left in a hurry!

We have also been meeting other new cats on our daily outings.

First, I have been able to determine with somewhat more probability, that Tiger, does, indeed, have a bike. I said that the lady across the way said she had three kittens? One came out to meet the dog and I - feisty little bugger, all half a pound of him (dog weights about 55 lbs), back arched like a croquet hoop, fur on alert to "see her off". And, yes, he's a tiger-striped tabby, just like ...

Another morning, Holly and I went for a stroll around the vines. Khan came with us up the road, then he decided to wait for us at the entrance to the vineyards. I left him there and went back later, only to find him, well, socializing. No really, none of the hissing, spitting and caterwauling of meetings with Tiger, it honestly looked like they were just "hanging out". Khan was perfectly calm and walked out to greet me. A HUGE fluffy yellow cat, who was no more than a few feet from where Khan had been, rubbed itself lazily against the vine supports. To be honest, if my mother hadn't been with me and seen him too, I'd have thought I was seeing a ghost. He was the image of the cat we assume to be Balu's father, only in better condition. It is possible that this cat found himself a home.

He'd been coming to be fed from a couple of weeks after I found the kittens in May 2001, for just short of a year, until the spring of 2002. It took me most of that time to get close enough to determine that he was a boy, but, in the end, he let me pick him up and cuddle him and, more importantly, remove loads of ticks and treat him for bugs. Then he just disappeared into thin air.

It seems unlikely that the same cat turned up almost four years later, but he did look identical, looked me in the eye and was not spooked by my presence. Haven't seen him since, so we may never know. Cats are funny people.

Wednesday 7 December 2005

Cat Herding

A herd of cats in the lane

Supposed to be impossible? Pooh, I am an expert at it! I'm not quite sure what that says about me. Well, yes I am and, constantly look over my shoulder for men in white coats! The locals are surprisingly unperturbed by it when they see me and my little party out wandering the countryside. Of course they probably call me a vaca loca (mad cow) behind my back, but do I give a fig?

It was a clear, if chilly (by my standards) morning and around 8 a.m. dog and I went for a stroll up the lane, across the valley, turn left up the dirt track ... at least 1/4 mile later, there they were, all three ducklings, puppies kittens, still trotting along behind us in single file. We crossed ploughed fields, rough ground, weed jungle, past vines and came back down the hill on the paved camino (hiking track). Balu dawdles a bit, but otherwise all still present and correct. It wasn't even as if they were ensuring I didn't escape because they wanted me to feed them, because they'd just had their breakfast.

If all the cats don't follow on the whole walk, we'll usually pick the stragglers up along the way. As we approached the horse trough near home, there were the other pair who had decided not to come all the way, Mico and Betty, sitting, side by side in the middle of the road, waiting for us to return. A few moments rest while Kitty and Khan stopped for a drink, then all seven of us filed back down the hill, up the drive, and straight back indoors automatically. "Normal" cats would just go off and do their own thing, wouldn't they? It beats me: I truly never trained them to do this and it still highly amuses me daily when they do.

Later this afternoon when I went down the backyard, with the dog, followed by four cats, to be greeted by the fifth, Betty, yowling from the other side of the neighbours' fence. She promptly hopped on a roof and vaulted that wire fence that she then climbed down like spiderman. I remember her doing that once with the three meter high fence around the goat pen up the hill. Only after a goat had chased her right round the perimeter, you understand!

So I was wandering along talking to a bunch of animals, I should say carrying on a monologue. Today was one of those beautiful mornings to be really glad to be alive. Maybe this is not everyone's idea of bliss, but who in the "civilised" world gets the choice to do what I do? I know I'm certainly glad I do.

Sunday 4 December 2005

Mystery Mishap

An exhausted Mico on a hot day.

It probably isn't surprising with six animals, that you can almost guarantee that any one of them will have something wrong with it at any given time. Certainly seems to have been the case lately and this morning it was Mico's turn (again). 

All the cats had gone out at first light. Quiet day, being Sunday and, by mid-morning the sun was out, the sky was clear and it was dry. I looked out of the kitchen window at about 10.30 to see Mico and Betty walking up the front path together. This is normal, where you find one, you usually find both (and wherever they are together there's usually trouble), so I went to the front door to let them in. (They could easily come in the back window that is left open for them.)

Given the fine weather, the absolute mystery relates to why Mico walked in sopping wet and covered in mud up to his armpits. So, I proceeded to give him a bed bath, which would give me the opportunity to inspect for damage at the same time. He growled and squealed and did not want to be handled, but I found only minor injuries, like grazes, on one front leg and the opposite shoulder. I don't think he's been fighting, because the dog usually advises me (noisily) of that, even if the caterwauling is right across the valley. The wetness would suggest that he might have fallen into some long grass and he does smell strongly of fennel, which most of the weed is made up of here. But cats "don't" fall into things and hurt themselves. They have perfect balance and, unlike toast, land the right way up!

Or do they? I can't work out what he's done. All I know is he is feeling VERY sorry for himself. Despite being "walking wounded", he obviously hurts all over and crawled off to spend most of the day sleeping it off. He just about got up the energy to walk three feet from the basket to the dish at dinner time and now he's curled up on my bed on the electric blanket. I laid him there and he stayed as he was put. And, yes, the "wife" (Betty) curled up with him, as usual.

When I got the ham out of the fridge - this is my trick for keeping them "obedient" - normally, Mico will come running and be one of the first to arrive, ready to bite my hand off for a sliver of ham (we are talking one slice shared between six), even if he were two fields away, without being called. He can hear the fridge door open and the rustle of aluminum foil from that distance. A mere two rooms away in the bedroom, poor lad was only "well enough" today to lift his head.

Previously, he had been flat out and fast asleep, but he was also "well enough" to eat his sliver of ham when I took it in to him! Well, we'll wait and see if he's as right as rain tomorrow (hopefully), as he was last time.

Thursday 24 November 2005

Cats, Cats and More Bloody Cats ...

A marauding tiger

Mostly, I like cats. Indeed, since I have five of them (it was once seven), all of whom are currently spread out all over my bed - roasting gently on the electric blankie or snuggled up to the dog's bum - then I had better do! But, anyone daft enough to be a regular reader here will also be aware of the existence of our UNfriendly neighborhood marauding tiger, who has been terrorizing us since the spring or early summer. That is one flamin' feline I cannot get along with.

Yes, he is still around, unfortunately. Goodness knows how many times I have chased him off, the dog has chased him off, all my boys have tried and got a right pasting and a bloodied ear for their trouble, but he just keeps bouncing back.

He is uncatchable: you can't get within 30 feet of him, otherwise I would and take him straight to the vet to have his "attitude rearranged". I'm not sure I really want to try even, because he's been seen hauling a bag a trash that my neighbour said she had trouble lifting herself. But, at least her catching him in the act, finally, let mine off the hook from false accusation in The Case of the Constantly Strewn Rubbish. Night-time, mine are indoors and have watertight, cast-iron alibis!

Recently, we've also been "watched" by another black and white cat. It wasn't one of my two b/w's, because they were both by under my feet, while I could see this other one sitting, perfectly still, observing us (sizing us up, probably) from the field opposite the house. Let's hope he didn't fancy what he saw.

Last week too, we were thrice visited by a scrawny black tortoiseshell. Khan literally bumped straight into her (I am assuming it was a girl) as he stepped out of the house one morning. Kitty was nearby and hissed and Khan chased her off down the field towards Juan's chickens and ducks - the latter "kindly" letting us know, with much quacking and squawking, that they had encroached their territory. Cacophony was raised again later when she mistakenly sat on the outside windowsill to their "dining room" at feeding time and, the dog nearly tore my arm out of it's socket when she saw the same cat slinking off into the vines at dusk. Thankfully (touch wood) that one seems to have taken the hint!

Tiger face, on the other hand, seems to have got himself a bike.

Before his untimely arrival we'd had many other cats visit, some had waited around for daily meals even without upsetting anyone. Now any "foreign" feline presence gets the spitting going and the hackles to raise. It seems incredible that one solitary cat with a bad attitude can change the entire landscape.

The woman who lives across the valley from us mentioned the other day that she has three new born kittens, two girls and a boy, but I would be merely casting aspersions if I claimed that tiger had anything to do with those because I haven't seen them, but who knows? (Later observations suggested that he did.)

Oh, I also suggested to her that she get them *fixed* before they create a population explosion, but I truly doubt she will. People don't here. I've met many adults who have no idea what it means, because I am constantly explaining why my five do not become five million. And others, grown men even, who have a vague notion of "operations to stop babies", but are totally unaware of, for instance, the physical and behavioral differences between a vasectomy and total castration. (Bet they'd notice if they had the wrong one performed on 'em!)

Yes, mine all are fixed. This is a good thing, but, apart from the fact that the locals are mostly ignorant of the fact that my boys are therefore no longer even disposed to be noisemaking fighters, also puts my "pussies" at a bit of a disadvantage when they are picked on by wild, intact toms.

One of our pathetically unsuccessful methods of attempting to discourage tiger's visits is to make regular patrols of the backyard with the dog. She can leave her scent there and I hoped that regular canine and human presence would deter him from hiding in the approximately 250 foot jungle of fruit trees, vines and weeds. It has made a difference. He waits in the weed jungle just at the side of next door's field instead now. And he is there, ready to ambush my poor cats (and make my dog bark), as soon as they put their paws outside the front door. Poor things have got to go out, but it is becoming something of a suicide mission.

While I was at the end of the garden, I spied three small kittens hiding between the plant pots on Juan's patio. There was a time, really not long ago, when I'd have found this cute. Now, it filled me with dread. The three kittens on Juan's patio are a tabby and white, with a ring of white around the base of the tail, almost identical to Kitty. Another is black and white, with a distinctive white splotch in the middle of it's back, an uncanny likeness to her brother Khan. And the third is a stripy tabby tiger, just like the marauding bastard.

Why do I even worry about this? Well, I'm a foreigner here. Therefore, I am going to be in the wrong, by default. Think this is myth? Try living here. And it doesn't help that my neighbour is my landlord's brother. There is NOBODY else who actually looks after cats here. The ones that sort of have homes are never let inside them and are generally expected to go self-catering. They may as well be wild. Effectively, they are. Mine, on the other hand, are well fed, doctored, pampered and brought indoors at dusk for the entire night, every day, to prevent them from getting into fights, making a noise or disturbing the neighbours. On purpose. This is something I have always done in 40 years of being owned by cats - for their own safety and the selfish reason that it saves on vet bills, but I am more particular about it here, because I know I would not be given a second chance if it were thought that I was causing a problem. And let's not forget that I rescued them and took the problem off their streets in the first place. 

But, when all these loose, wild cats make a noise, fighting and screaming like babies in the dead of night, who do the neighbours automatically assume the noisy cats belong to? Yes, they always come complaining to me. It's only going to be worse if they look so similar and mistaken identities become that much easier.

Already, since this tiger menace has been hanging around, I have had to firmly explain our "lock down procedure" on more than one occasion, stating simply and outright that my cats can NOT be under their bedroom windows when they are under my bedcovers and, I've underlined the fact several times that this stray cat is also causing me problems, so that they are fully aware that it is not mine, nor am I about to adopt it. This should be an inconsequential and unimportant matter, but it is actually making life like walking on eggshells 24/7 at the moment. As much as I love cats, more of them around here only spells trouble.

Saturday 12 November 2005

Cats are dangerous animals

Khan

Well, mine are, I don't know about yours. Never mind bites and scratches: those are so frequent that I consider shredded skin to be a normal feature. First we had the falling chair incident, now, with feline assistance, I've managed to badly twist or sprain my ankle and can hardly walk. Oh, it wasn't really the cat's fault. Poor little Khan is a bit poorly and, as usual, wants his mum. So, I let him lay on my lap. He is a small cat and really only a bit chubby, but for some reason, weighs as much as a couple of rocks twice his size. So, my leg went to sleep. 

Not realizing that it was so far asleep that the foot would dangle limply, silly me, I got up to walk and promptly tried to put my weight on what I thought was the sole of my foot, but, which, in fact, was the instep as my foot flopped back under me.

Cat that I was carrying to bed went flying, so did I and my ankle hurts like hell!

They don't warn you about this kind of thing in the cat books, do they?

Monday 24 October 2005

Mystery Malaise: Sick Dogs & Allergic Cats

Mico under the vines

Well, what a weekend we had! I hope yours was as much fun. Taking advantage of the ground being relatively soft after recent rains, I've been outside breaking my poor old ageing back (I ache .... whine, whine) pulling weeds up by the neck, by hand, before they grow high enough to strangle ours. Seven foot weeds are one of the disadvantages of a climate that makes things grow so fast and furiously. And this would definitely be easier if there weren't so many weeds, so much ground to cover and, if I actually had some tools with which to do the job. 

Meanwhile, the cats have been enjoying the return of the sun to catch lizards the size of prehistoric monsters. Yes, even Khan, sadly, from which we must conclude that the lizards are not biting hard enough! One really large specimen, who has been in and out of the house so regularly lately, I was beginning to wonder if I should make him up a bed, was finally dispatched by Kitty today. In the interim, she's dragged him in, Khan had ... Betty looked at him and decided not to.

Mico is more of a mouse man.

Balu? Oh, no. He certainly likes his food (and some), but he's a truly "modern cat" who knows that food comes from fridges, packets, tins and, especially with waitress service (read lazy). He sees little need to go out and hunt anything down and is thus rarely seen doing so. If he hadn't been born 25+ years after Garfield was created, I'd say Garfield was modelled on Balu!

And dear Holly dog, who, we must accept, is probably getting to "that age" (like her owner) when a few "off days" are not unexpected, was ick. Very ick. In fact, a better description would be to say that she exploded! Not wishing to ruin anyone's breakfast, but it was both ends, both types, all liquid and in generously copious quantity. Something her system did not want, obviously. Unfortunately, she was sleeping with me at the time of the sudden "explosion" and let me tell you, waking up at 7.30 a.m. on a Sunday morning - wet through and with a whiff of ... well a very nasty odor in the air - was not a fun experience.

Much swabbing later and, I think I've done two million wash loads.

One humorous side effect of this is that although I had to throw her out of my bed (where, I know and she knows she should not have been in the first place), I have allowed her to have her bed exactly where she wants it and will stay on it. That is, in the way! Really, right in the narrow entrance to my bedroom, where she does not feel that she is too far away from me and can "guard the door".

But whom exactly she thinks she's kidding with this guarding facade though, is the real mystery here, because 55 lbs of hulking Rottweiller type mongrel failed miserably to keep five cats out of my bedroom - all of which would have to walk right across the surface of dog's bed and probably various parts of the dog too (unless they flew) to get there. It is merely my HOPE that she would perform better with a real "cat burglar". To think Canarians cross the street to avoid her or ask me nervously if she bites. Nah, but she'll give you a nasty lick! LOL! 

Oh, there is actually no mystery about the probable cause, I don't think. The most convincing theory is that it was a result of Holly eating what we shall politely term "reprocessed" cat food. That is, reprocessed through a cat. And since three of the five cats are her "adopted children", I can see how it would seem natural for her to clean up after them. She's been washing their bums since they were tiny scraps.

It doesn't matter what steps I take, like covered cat litter trays, she will always find a way to get to the "housework" first, when I am asleep, when I'm not looking and especially cleaning up the odd "accident" that occurs.

No, the mystery alluded to in the title of this post is a malaise that has been affecting Mico, now my oldest cat (Mico is a year older than the dog and is coming up 12), over the past few years and, is one, I think, I have finally solved.

Each year, I have tried to carefully observe anything that might have coincided with the onset of the problem, in an attempt to find a means of dealing with it. Not an easy task, it was like searching for a needle in a haystack, blindfold, in the dark. Whilst it is widely known that many people have allergies to cats, what is not as widely known is that cats too have allergies. Each year in late summer, Mico would be inflicted with a nasty rash, so bad that scabs and scales would form, around his neck and ears especially, and it was also causing his fur to fall off.

That he also scratches more and becomes quieter and a more clingy "mummy's boy" at these times, also concerns me that the rash really bothers him too.

The vet would give him corticosteroid injections, but while they did immediately calm the rash, they can cause undesirable long-term side-effects, so I want to avoid more of them if at all possible. Indeed, I found this during my research:
Corticosteroids such as injectable dexamethasone will help calm the itching and inflammation resulting from dermatitis; however, safer and more natural approaches may be more suitable.
Actually, I knew this already, because I'd been given cortisone injections myself for hay-fever allergies in my teens - before the dangers were recognised/admitted. I also want to avoid long-term damage to his coat, not from vanity reasons, although that counts, but because he really needs it as protection from the sun.

We ruled out most parasites, etc. We ruled out flea bites. He didn't have fleas and the flea and worm treatments the vet recommended made no difference anyway. We ruled out the sun itself as the cause, because of the seasonal nature of the problem (the sun shines here all year) and because Mico comes from an area hotter than this one, but the problem did not develop until we moved here.

Mico was born on the south of the island, in a dry area, so the plants in this humid and fertile valley - and there must be a million varieties - are not his "natural habitat". We had got the point of knowing that, since if I kept him indoors the problem disappeared, it had to be "something out there" - an irritant plant - that was causing this dermatitis and not a household chemical. But what?

I've had to resort to keeping him indoors to keep the situation under control. I treat open sores immediately with iodine to avoid infection. I've used aloe (a natural antihistamine) gel on the rash on unbroken skin to calm it (this does seem to help some), bathed him in tepid water (not really appreciated) and slathered him with olive oil to soften and repair the scar tissue to encourage new fur to grow. That last works wonders and he doesn't mind licking it off!

This year, because we have had a number of factors determining that the cats should be kept indoors more than usual (the marauding tiger, too hot weather, too wet, workmen, etc.) I have had a better control of the situation and opportunity of tracking when the rash first appeared and when the problem finally ceased.

And, my conclusion:

Immediately after the grapes were harvested at the beginning of the month, the problem stopped. Once the grapes were gone, I let Mico out and carefully watched for any reaction. There hasn't been, even when he's been out all day.

All the days previous, while the grapes were still on the vines, he'd only have to be outside for an hour or two and he'd come back very red and raw looking. The tips of his ears would be fur-free and even bleeding at times. I have cried seeing it.

Then, thinking back, yes, the onset does coincide with when the grapes begin to ripen. And, the year that all of the crops seemed much earlier, so the grapes were harvested earlier too and the problem went away that much sooner.

And, when the crops developed later, it's lasted until later ...

Obviously, my conclusion lacks a scientific confirmation. My vet said that we could allergy test and it would be more reasonable to try that now with something to go on. It wasn't viable with 1001 plants to choose from. There is the chance that something else naturally coincides, but I do not think that likely to show such a marked cessation of the problem as did the removal (picking) of the grapes.

Which would seem to go completely contrary to the following information:
Bioflavonoids (plant-based, antioxidant substances with the power to protect plant and animal tissues), have been shown in many scientific studies to help the tissues maintain their youthful structure. Antioxidants from green tea (Camellia sinensis) and grapes (Vitis vinifera) have been shown to have particularly beneficial effects and may be employed preventively or therapeutically to help repair damaged tissues
However, even with my limited knowledge it seems logical in the sense that many things we can have as "cures" are themselves "causes". Think vaccines that are mild doses of the virus or whatever in question that they aim to protect against.

Neither would it be a long stretch of the imagination, mind you, to accept that I simply have an(other) "awkward" and "contrary" critter!

Then I remembered the only other time the dog was very ick.

She is not a thief. In fact, she has only stolen food on three occasions in 10 years, which is an admirable record for a dog. Once was sliced ham that I had neglected to put back in the fridge, while handing out scraps to an appreciative audience. Another was an English sausage, right out of the frying pan!

The third and last time, was a bunch of grapes.

That was when they were harvested last year/year before and the landlady left me four huge bunches. Three black, one white. I prefer white grapes and these did look especially nice. So, I put them all in the fruit bowl, up on a high enough surface (at least I thought) and was looking forward to tucking into them later.

.. and the next I saw of them was just the stalk, looking like a sad winter tree that had lost all its leaves, lying, suspiciously on the dog's bed. Exibit A.

"Fortunately" her system, again, realized that a good kilo or more of grapes should not be in there and promptly disgorged itself of them ... all over the hall floor. So much so that the only recourse was to hose it all outside!

Antacids and a rice & milk diet ensued, but she was clearly unwell for days.

The vet recommended plain rice, but I would like to meet the vet who could successfully feed plain rice to my dog. She will eat paella. Rice pudding is OK. She will even eat sh*t. Plain rice, however, she will not touch! It was only after this event that I researched and read that grapes can KILL a dog. They are too acid and can cause kidney damage, which is why I say it was fortunate that her system had the foresight to eliminate them so totally and quickly.

This is also where my logic says that if grapes are too acid for a dog's fairly hardy innards, then I can also see how that acid could be literally burning the cat's relatively more delicate skin to cause the redness, sores and fur loss.

I still say it is an allergy, because a) it responds to allergy treatments, like the corticosteroids and the aloe and b) it affects Mico especially. Betty, who was also from the south, but a higher altitude area where some vineyards exist, does develop similar symptoms, but not to the extent where they are a problem.

Hers has cleared up too in the last three weeks.

The other three cats, who were born locally and whose ancestors, we can safely presume, were also bred around here, show no signs or symptoms whatsoever.

Right, but that does still leave us with a tiddly problem.

We live IN a vineyard. The entire backyard is vines, hundreds of feet and enough to make 200 liters of wine. Even if it weren't, this is wine country: vines are up the road, down the road, next door, opposite the house ... and all around us. Acres and acres and layer upon layer of terraces literally groaning with them!

Possibly the key to the problem (which also differentiates our grapes from their therapeutic application mentioned above) is the length of time that the grapes are left on the vine for winemaking - frankly until they look "bad", to my untrained eye (and, by extension they probably ooze acid in that time).

But one of the reasons we live here is so the cats can go out at all. In urban areas on this island it is impossible. There is ALWAYS someone who will poison cats, deliberately. On banana plantations at lower altitudes, they also use chemicals that kill. On the vines, the only things they use are sulphur and weed killer once a year that we usually get warning about and can avoid. Stronger chemicals are prohibited because we are inside the protected Teno Rural Park.

Perhaps what we need to try is some form of barrier. Barrier cream, such as one might use on one's hands to avoid dermatitis, would be the obvious thought, but this isn't exactly an easy option with fur. A total sun block? Spray sun protection? Maybe. It needs to be something that won't itself poison the cat!

If, in the end, it just means I have to keep Mico in for 2-3 months a year between the time that the grapes begin to ripen and before they are actually picked, well then, so be it. It is better that he is able to go out the other 9-10 months, than not at all elsewhere. This will probably also be a lot easier to track than it might have been if it had been caused by one of thousands of "mystery" weeds!

Thursday 13 October 2005

Lizards Bite Back

Let to right: Balu, Kitty and Khan

It took me a couple of years to gain the confidence of this timid little chap, Khan (right), before he would automatically come home when he was hurt or scared. Yesterday, not only did he come to find me when he needed me, he went straight to the bathroom to get treatment. When I first found these three abandoned kittens, Khan was not at all sure he wanted to be rescued and took a bit of catching. Once I had done so, the first thing he did when I put my hand inside the box was to rear up on his hind legs - all 4 1/2 inches of him - and spit at me. Then he fiercely bit my finger. I knew then that he was going to need a lot of love and coaxing and so I set out to give him lots of gentle handling every day. 

A year later, a storm scared him badly, he ran off and was missing for five days. Five, very long, anguish-filled days. Eventually, when he came out from wherever he'd crawled to hide (he was dry, but very dusty), I saw him coming up the path. Anyone who has ever had a pet go missing will have some idea of the relief I felt that day. And when I say a year later, I mean a year. Exactly.

I - I should actually say we, because it was the dog who discovered them first - found the kittens at 7 p.m. on May 3, 2001. The afternoon Khan went missing was May 3, 2002. And at the very same hour of the very same day that I'd found them my friend and neighbour - from whose cats these may be descended - had died (at only 47). So it was all eerie and omen filled to begin with.

Slowly, bit by bit, we've progressed over the years since then.

Khan still startles easier than the others and usually hides if there are strangers about. He takes longer to get used to it when my mother comes to stay and, even gives me a wide berth at first whenever I don't "smell right" after a shower.

I tell you this so you have some idea how "special" it was when he comes in meowing for my assistance and runs straight to the bathroom after he's attracted my attention, dragging the remaining half of the dead lizard that he'd caught, that had bitten back into the pad of his paw and was still attached. Gross. 

Still, for his sake, I kept my calm (with considerable difficulty).

Lizard removed, paw washed and iodined, Khan is fine and seems surprisingly unperturbed. Please, someone congratulate me! LOL!

What I certainly hope this means is that he will catch less lizards in future. The first time we discovered that these lizards bite was when one "caught" Betty - it had attached itself to the back of her leg. That time it was whole, alive and still biting. Betty took off, screaming, while dancing furiously in a circle, backwards, round and round the patio. There was nothing I could do. She would be impossible to catch and impossible to handle (she's really a wild panther), if I could.

We also hadn't been in the area very long, so I had no idea if it could be venomous or do her any serious damage. So I phoned the vet - just in case. He laughed and said, "No, but she's just discovered that they bite back!" Over six years later and I have NEVER seen her with a lizard since. Cross fingers!

Tuesday 11 October 2005

Mountain Cat

Khan

On my way from looking for subjects for future photographs, I snapped this for the family album. It wasn't until I had downloaded the images to the computer that I discovered what I had, with the Teno Mountains reflected in the right-hand window. He's quite podgy, but hardly this mountainous of a cat! And, while I could make puns about mountains moving to Mohammed, his name, in fact, is Khan.

Wednesday 7 September 2005

Cat-astrophe Befalls

Anyone who has followed Garfield for years will already know a few thousand ways that a cat can seriously annoy a human. Add one more ... 

When I rented this house it came with furniture. I also have my own furniture, so a lot of what can't be shoe-horned into the rooms is stored out in the covered back patio that doubles as the utility room plus cat canteen.

One of those things is my set of dining chairs. They are nice, sturdy chairs, apart from the seats, which, once upon a time, used to be raffia. I bought them because I love them as they are pretty much identical to the chairs you find in almost every Greek cafe. However, they are not the best thing to have in a house full of fur people who just have to vent their frustrations and sharpen their claws on them. So, the chairs are now seatless. One day, I plan to take them to a nearby carpenter to have wooden replacements made to fit.

A while ago the carpenter hand made me a piece to extend my desk, neatly finished, in the time it took me to have a coffee in a nearby bar. Cost under $4! 

So in the meantime, these skeleton chairs are laid on top of the wardrobe that doubles as the animal food storage cupboard. And, cats being cats, they are apt to jump up there to see if they can make an aerial assault on the contents.

Lesson #1 - Look up before you open cupboards.

As I opened the cupboard door as they lined up at feeding time, down falls one of the chairs that the little buggers had dislodged. No damage was done - to the chair - as it fell to the concrete floor, because something had broken it's fall midway. My head mostly ... and my shoulders ... and my back.

I am bruised and hurt everywhere and had to spend most of the day lying flat.

Of course, it could have been a LOT worse, if the chair had the extra weight of a seat, or broke a bone or knocked me out. Or, heaven forbid, killed me!

I can handle the idea of being mauled to death by cats (well almost), but I didn't expect to get bruised and battered as they stand by and watch while I cuss and scream in pain. And I swear they giggled.

Sunday 21 August 2005

Lunch is served

Betty and Mico the culprits

At lunch time, I had just put the cauldron of stew on to re-heat and was about to take the dog out while it did so. Opened the front door to find two "innocent looking" cats, Mico and Betty, sitting behind it, waiting to be let in. 

Generally, when you find the two of them together, trouble won't be far away. 

He does the hunting and she does the eating. He let's her henpeck him and I think he hands over his spoils, like handing over his wages, just for a quiet life.

Usually, when Mico catches something, he comes up the garden "chirping" away to announce it. He did the other day and I was just in time to see him arrive with a mouse, which he instantly dropped at Betty's feet. She casually wandered off with it, while he just carried on, slowly sauntering toward the house, resigned.

Why these two comedians couldn't have come in any one of numerous open windows, is anybody's guess, but I'm sure glad they didn't, because there outside the door on the patio was today's lunch of a half-eaten RAT!